"I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies"
"You can pretend I don’t exist but I still made you cum."
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
So we were sitting in class today
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT
(Source: realgrumpycat, via tswizzles)
"Your life matters and will continue to matter despite who enters or leaves it along the way. And if that is not enough, remember that you have yourself. You are the one who drags yourself from bed every morning and quells the turbulent thoughts inside your brain when nobody else will. You are the one who breathes life into your veins and lives among the skin and bones that serve only as a shell and should never stand as any measure of worth. Nobody is preventing you from living and nobody is keeping you alive but yourself. Remember that, because sometimes being selfish is a beautiful, beautiful thing."